The Ultimate Santa - Banta : Joke Book
Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home.
Banta: So, have you got her number yet?
Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. Because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who's there?
Police:Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other?
Banta: So, have you got her number yet?
Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
Santa: I eat my salad without dressing.
Banta: For health reasons?
Santa: No. Because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who's there?
Police:Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other?
Top rated books in this category
Other books by the same author
Those who have read this book also read these books
